do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
(via fake-mermaid)
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
(via fake-mermaid)
my 8 year-old brother just came into my room with the roman numeral for 9 written on a page, and asked me how to turn it into a 6
not getting what he meant I wrote VI on the page and he was like “nope” and wrote an S next to the IX and jesus christ I can’t believe I just got so owned
(via nohetero)
BEST. WEDDING. PHOTO. IDEA. EVER.
oh.
my.
god.
k, i like this.
(via thenotsodumb-blonde)
not only are the pictures flawless,
but the vinyl selection.
(Source: schrodinger-is-in-the-box, via thenotsodumb-blonde)
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
(via thenotsodumb-blonde)
